&! Girls are Evil
Muahahahaha...
First we state that girls require time and money.
Girls = Time x Money
And as we all know "time is money."
Time = Money
Therefore:
Girls = Money x Money = (Money)2
And because "money is the root of all evil":
Money = vEvil
Therefore:
Money = (vEvil)2
And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls = Evil