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08/11/2004 Archived Entry: "Eggs suck."

Things are awesome. Life is great. And nah this isn't sarcasm... Really.
Today my aunt got in a car accident. Her new SUV was totaled. I still can't believe it. My mom told me this earlier but here's the short version of the story..
My aunt, my cousin, my grandmother, and my cousin's friend were in the car. Some idiot dude came from the back and smashed right into the back of the car. What a moron, they said "oh I never saw you". Bull.... Anyways I'm just stirred up a bit over that. Only my aunt got hurt but she's fine.
To top that off, Ben [Masha's boyfriend] got in a car accident today also. Same story. Smashed in the back of his SUV.
But last night was extra messed up and weird. Thanks to a mofo named Gabe. Yeaah he bought some eggs. You know where this leads to. Before we [me Masha Jilz Christina] were all hanging out at Chicken Out (don't ask why) with Gabe, Simon, Sam, Julian, Jeff, and Charlie. Ben then stopped by later and us girls went to go meet Ben behind the mall. So it was like a party... Masha, Ben, Jilzie, Christina, Max, Kevin, Simon, Gabe, Brian, Dave, Jason, Bobby, and I were just hanging around with some other people at Cabin John Mall. After a while things got boring and Christina had to leave, so Masha, Ben, Jilzie, Christina and I all went back to Masha's house.
After Christina left, Masha got a phone call from Max (her brother). Max was like panicing and was saying "someone just hit Ben's car with an egg, come to his car right now!" So we ran to the parking lot and found that Ben's car got hit by 2 eggs. Okay so being my normal self I go up to this group of people [Max, Kevin, Gabe, Simon, Dave, and Bobby]. Ben starts flipping out and was screaming at everyone asking who threw them. I look at Gabe and see him holding a box of eggs and went up to him saying "listen Gabe, I'm not stupid. I know for a fact that you did it. Who else in this neighborhood would egg a car? Who is the ONLY ONE WITH AN EGG CARTON??" I just kept yelling at him and he was sweating like crazy. He of course denied it all and was about to break into tears. So I tried proving my point. There were 5 eggs missing, 3 were thrown somewhere else while there were 2 others that were gone for no purpose. I told him, he denied, and that was that. I then kept yelling and started saying "I bet nothing else will happen after I throw all these away..." so I gave it away for the guys to get rid of. But what a dumb idea that was... I just ended up getting everyone into way more trouble. Jason took an egg and threw it really far and guess where it landed? Yeah you would never imagine. Right on top of a Montgomary County Police car. There were two that came up and drove into our little [well large] group and they started cussing like crazy at us. Finally Jason was like "yeah I did it" and so there was Ben waiting for someone to admit to him who egged his car. Jason ended up cleaning the car with his shirt (the poilce car) and Dave cleaned Ben's car just to be a good person... Psh whatever to that, Kevin finally told us Gabe did it and the only reason why he didn't say anything earlier was so no fighting happened.. Which was a smart thing to do. This was about 15 minutes after the police came and Gabe had gone. Since Gabe was with Simon I figured, hey ok so Simon must be with Simon at Simon's house.... And since I know where Simon lived Ben made me drive with him over to his house. Gabe ended up being somewhere else, but we got Gabe's house phone and cell phone. Ben called Gabe on the way back to dropping me off at Masha's and Gabe was scared as anything (you could hear it in his voice). But yeah that was basically the craziness of my night last night. After this me, Masha, Jilzie, and Max were hanging around in Masha's basement. Amir called us and we told him the story, then I called Ryan to tell him also (Masha your house is boringgg) lol jk =] Then the rest of the night was spent just talking to Ryan. Pretty awesome guy he is. I ended up going to bed at around 3:45... Woke up at 6. Yayness high
This has been one interesting week so far. Look on the bright side.. I found $11 on the ground today while I was walking to Cabin John. Pretty tight stuff, no? giggly
Whoa this was a long post.
I have been listening to Nirvana's "Come as You Are" for the past 30 minutes and I have no idea why. Some other random stuff... I had my hair dyed today. It's great lol... Blaaaaah.
I am so bored right now. I'm going to go scan some pictures.. Happy Thursday.

[edit] Yet another post within the same month. I am on a roll!! [/edit]

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Replies: 4 people love me!!

glad u enjoy life cuz enjoy while ur still young =]

i hope ur aunt feels better i got hit by a car once =/

Posted by vanessa @ 08/12/2004 06:03 PM EST

amy!! so much fun with you today! sorry bout everything. it'll all work out. hey look on the bright side.. august likes you. haha jk that sucks. but neways we havta chill again before summers over. i love you amy!! bffaeaeae
ps- your hair looks soo soooooo sooooo hott! lol

Posted by Muffin @ 08/12/2004 01:48 PM EST

your sucha slut amy. omgod. slutttt...
haha ;]
eggs are entertaining. mmhm. geeky thats cute.
wow this site is so sexy. rawwr.

Posted by Jen @ 08/12/2004 05:21 AM EST

Thats sounds eventful! I'm sorry about your aunt and Ben. I hope they're doing well. And I hope the kid who egged the car has to eat 12 raw eggs. flirty

Posted by Alexis @ 08/11/2004 04:16 PM EST

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